Ok here’s what happened. Getting my lab work done. Excited because I see the cute lab tech who never misses my veins is setting off my pager. I get there and he must of had one heck of a night and forgot to shower and put on deodorant this morning. Cue gag noise. Then he starts to flirt and misses my vein. I’m all about flirting but not when you have a needle in my arm and are missing. And he fishes some more.. and more. Then finally decided to try my other arm. He makes comments about how he never has had problems with my arm as I’m about to pass out. Then finally gets it. Thank god because I almost puked and passed out.. that would not have been pretty. Anyways smelly man, you still have cute curls but next time..please shower and don’t miss my veins.